Trip idea isn’t likely to happen, because I get to work tomorrow night because somebody consistently makes terrible life choices and someone else can’t handle working alone and I am what they call “too nice”.

I’m now off Thursday and Friday. I have class Thursday night. I suppose I could still go on Friday and come back Saturday…but I don’t know anymore.

Parents leave for Seattle tomorrow morning.

I get paid tomorrow.

I will have the car with no worries about someone needing it.

I am off Wednesday night.

I’m thinking I need to get out…

I think I’m gonna take a trip.

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Awkward Moment Seal [x]

Previously: Best of ‘Business Baby’



Coloring Book Corruptions

Related: Hipster Dinosaurs

ok i’ve been staring at the one with Goofy and Pluto for like 10 minutes now and still don’t get it. Someone more clever or less innocent explain?

This guy can’t be serious. No one on Tumblr is that innocent…

(via ruinedchildhood)


I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

There is only one way to pronounce egg, how is that even an argument?

(via vaselinefingers)


Happy Birthday Rick Moranis - GM


Happy Birthday Rick Moranis - GM

Drove all the way down to the beach for class today. 45 minutes…

Cancelled due to weather. We may try again sometime later, possibly. We only have two classes left.

Really glad I did this class.