HEY FOLLOWERS

bethosaurus:

TELL ME AN INTERESTING FACT ABOUT YOURSELF

AND I WILL REPLY WITH AN INTERESTING FACT ABOUT MYSELF THAT I THINK OF WHEN I READ YOURS. IT MAY BE ENTIRELY RELATED, OR ONLY RELATED IN THE WEIRDEST, BROADEST DEFINITIONS.

BUT DO IT.

(via swagginfuckinovaries)

swagginfuckinovaries:

thefatjoker:

You people should come play cards against humanity with me. I wanna get like a whole skype call and game going and just have fun with random interwebs people.

THIS SOUNDS SO FUN

If this happens, I want in!

Confess something you’ve thought about me on anon, and all I can do is post it

"There’s a legend around here. A killer buried, but not dead. A curse on Crystal Lake, a death curse. Jason Voorhees curse. They say he died as a boy, but he keeps coming back. Few have seen him and lived. Some have even tried to stop him. No one can. People forget he’s down there, waiting."

(via cinematicwasteland)

from last night…

Sarah: Why isn’t there a Mr. America?

Me: There kinda is…I think it’s, like, a bodybuilding thing…

S: That doesn’t count.

C: Well, I don’t think it would be very marketable. What would they compete in?

S: I don’t know…manly stuff, like hunting and fishing.

C: *laughing* Yeah, ‘the guy from that state really brought it home in the fishing competition’….

swagginfuckinovaries:

hastethedavid44:

Hundreds of thousands of attractive people on this site….then, there’s me .

Same ^

retrogasm:

I agree!

retrogasm:

I agree!

Reblog if no matter if you have 50,000 or 50 followers, you appreciate every single one. Reblog if you appreciate the messages you get, whether it’s 100 or 1. Reblog if a little smile comes across your face everytime you see a new follower or message. Reblog if even though most of us aren’t tumblr famous, we appreciate the little things.

#mariokart DLC. Left side in November, right side next May. If you’re still not playing, you better get on it now!

#mariokart DLC. Left side in November, right side next May. If you’re still not playing, you better get on it now!

WANT. NOW.

WANT. NOW.

(via balitosisx)